- You measure distance in minutes.
- Your school classes were canceled because of heat.
- You know several people who have hit a deer.
- You've never met any celebrities.
- You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example:"Where's my coat at?" or "If you go to the mall I wanna go with."
- Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
- You know what "cow tipping" is.
- You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
- You think that deer season is a national holiday.
- You know what a real buckeye is, and have a recipe for candy ones.
- You say that you have to "sweep" your floors, even though they are carpeted and you are actually "vacuuming" them...
- You say "warsh rag" instead of "wash rag" and "crick" instead of "creek".
- You know what "pop" is.
- Taking a "vacation" is going to Cedar Point or King's Island.
- You say "supper" and not "dinner".
An Ohio license plate.
We are the children of the corn.
Yours,
Maddie
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